Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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