just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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