Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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