yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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