there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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