Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just tell him i said nine months
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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