just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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