so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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