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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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