Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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