Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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