No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Randomize