He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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