i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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