I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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