No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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