Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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