I have demons in me.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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