So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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