My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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