I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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