; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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