ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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