I need help removing her.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i think my cat just said my name.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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