One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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