is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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