AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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