Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize