So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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