first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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