Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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