paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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