Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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