OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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