I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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