The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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