Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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