Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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