She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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