i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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