I'd wear matching sweaters with you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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