I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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