I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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