Apparently you make a good broom.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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