i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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