she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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