Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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