People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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