You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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