sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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