I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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